I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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