do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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