i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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