why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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