I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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