Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
