"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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