Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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