Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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