That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sponge bath it is.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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