how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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