she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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