I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Randomize
