i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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