if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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