i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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