Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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