Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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