what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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