You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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