.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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