Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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