Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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