Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This house was built for laser tag.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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