After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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