my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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