i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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