K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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