if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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