My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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