Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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