Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just had sex bonerless
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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