Nicole vs. Life
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We are two peas in an std pod
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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