You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
