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3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall

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(973): View more from New Jersey

oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick

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(440): View more from Ohio

Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs

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(419): View more from Ohio

Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems

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(505): View more from New Mexico

i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction

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(615): View more from Tennessee

he fucked my hip out of place.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.

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