I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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