Kiss
Puke
I seem to have left my pride at pride
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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