her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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