Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
