doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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