Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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