If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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