The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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