rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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