lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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