Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
