People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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