We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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