no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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