Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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