Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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