Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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