Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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