is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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