so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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